I'm so glad I found you instead of Jesus card
4 Great reasons to buy from us:
Because let’s face it, Jesus never brought you coffee in bed, complimented your weird altar setup, or hexed your ex with you under a full moon.
This card is for the kind of love that makes you say, “Wow, I’d totally commit minor heresy for you.” Perfect for that special someone who’s just as into dark humor and mutual damnation as you are.
Card Details:
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Size: 5x7 inches — big enough to hold all your ungodly feelings
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Blank inside — so you can write something sweet, spicy, or mildly cursed
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Includes a white envelope for that "clean girl" aesthetic
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Professionally printed on matte cardstock, not on the back of a Bible page (we checked)
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Made in the USA by actual pagans, not suburban church ladies
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Lovers who’d get struck by lightning in a cathedral
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Pagan partners who won’t judge your crystal hoarding
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That one person who said “I love you” during a séance
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People who know full well they’re going to Hel together, hand in hand
HANDMADE WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DIVINE APPROVAL
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Fast shipping We ship all orders within 1-2 days. |
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Returns are easy, Simply contact us and send your item back to get either a full refund or exchange within 30 days! |
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll do everything we can to resolve any issues you may have. |
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Ordering from Oreamnos Oddities is 100% safe and secure Your privacy is our top priority and your personal information is 100% confidential. We value your privacy! All orders are also shipped in a discreet, unmarked generic box. |
Because let’s face it, Jesus never brought you coffee in bed, complimented your weird altar setup, or hexed your ex with you under a full moon.
This card is for the kind of love that makes you say, “Wow, I’d totally commit minor heresy for you.” Perfect for that special someone who’s just as into dark humor and mutual damnation as you are.
Card Details:
-
Size: 5x7 inches — big enough to hold all your ungodly feelings
-
Blank inside — so you can write something sweet, spicy, or mildly cursed
-
Includes a white envelope for that "clean girl" aesthetic
-
Professionally printed on matte cardstock, not on the back of a Bible page (we checked)
-
Made in the USA by actual pagans, not suburban church ladies
Best For:
-
Lovers who’d get struck by lightning in a cathedral
-
Pagan partners who won’t judge your crystal hoarding
-
That one person who said “I love you” during a séance
-
People who know full well they’re going to Hel together, hand in hand
HANDMADE WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DIVINE APPROVAL
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Fast shipping We ship all orders within 1-2 days. |
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Returns are easy, Simply contact us and send your item back to get either a full refund or exchange within 30 days! |
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll do everything we can to resolve any issues you may have. |
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Ordering from Oreamnos Oddities is 100% safe and secure Your privacy is our top priority and your personal information is 100% confidential. We value your privacy! All orders are also shipped in a discreet, unmarked generic box. |
