Tired of blending in with the Christians at Costco? Slap this bad boy on your ride and let the world know you ditched Jesus for Odin, sacrificed your last relationship to Loki, and you're not afraid to hex a tailgater.
This sticker says, “Yes, officer, I am on my way to a ritual,” and no, I won’t be explaining the bones in the backseat.
Details:
• Measures 11.5 x 3 inches of ancient pagan sarcasm.
• Made from white vinyl with a high-gloss finish (shiny like your ancestors' bloodlust).
• Weatherproof, because the gods don’t care about rain.
• Easy peel-and-stick application, unlike your last spiritual awakening.
• Listing is for one sticker.
Application:
Clean and dry the surface before applying. Remove the backing and press the sticker firmly onto the surface to ensure proper adhesion.
