A beard isn't just a beard—it's a symbol of strength, wisdom, and wild magic. Whether you’re honoring your ancestors, invoking the old gods, or just want to smell like you emerged from a fog-covered forest—this is your beard oil.

Each bottle from Oreamnos Oddities is hand-poured and infused with organic essential oils, blessed with a stave for strength and growth. Consecrate your bottle and activate the stave before your first use for maximum ritual potency.

Why You Need This:

• Moisturizes skin and softens beard hair

• Stave for strength and growth—activate before ritual

• Helps tame unruly, feral beards

• Prevents beard dandruff and itching

• Can also be used in hair

• Subtle, earthy, masculine scents

• Handmade in the USA

Size: 1 oz glass bottle
Ingredients: Certified organic cold-pressed argan oil & essential oils

Scent Descriptions
(All blends are crafted to evoke strength, wilderness, and the sacred.)

• Frosted Juniper – Smells like you just stepped out of a sacred Nordic pine grove. Crisp, clean, and earthy.

• Campfire – For the man who’d rather roast a boar over open flame than sit in traffic.

• Balsam Fir – Like you just cut your way out of a forest with an axe.

• Blue Spruce – Sharp, fresh, and primal. The scent of ancient woods.

• Oakmoss & Amber – If a moss-covered log cabin had a soul, this would be its cologne.

• Palo Santo – Masculine, deep, and impossible to ignore. Used for spiritual cleansing... and turning heads.

• Black Sea – Dark musk and stormy waters. The scent of Thor mid-battle with Jörmungandr.

• Yggdrasil Blend – Grounding, barky, and meditative. Helps connect with the World Tree.

• Fenrir’s Blend – Earthy and wild like the wolf himself. Perfect for channeling untamed energy.

• Fog & Fern – Like walking through rain-drenched woods under gray skies. Calm, focused, mystical.

• Frosted Forest – Smells like the stillness of a snow-covered glade.

• Alpine Trail – Crisp mountain air, wild grass, worn leather. Like wandering the high country with an axe and no map.

Beard oil for the men who still worship with fire, steel, and spirit.
Consecrate. Anoint. Unleash.