Stay feral iron/sew on patch
4 Great reasons to buy from us:
Because domestication is a scam and you’ve got dirt under your nails and rage in your heart. These patches say what your soul’s been screaming: STAY FERAL.
Whether you're hexing your ex, howling at the moon, or just trying to make it through a Monday without biting someone, this patch has your back. Literally. Sew it there.
Choose your flavor of chaos:
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Option 1: 3 x 1" – Tiny but mighty. Like a pissed-off possum.
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Option 2: 3.5 x 3.5" – For when you want people to read it from across the street.
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Option 3: 3.5 x 2" – Just enough patch to make grandma nervous.
Product details:
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Embroidered in black & white, because color is a trap
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Durable stitching that outlasts your situationships
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Sew it, iron it, or staple it to your skin (don’t actually do that)
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Survives ritual fires, forest witchcraft, and awkward small talk
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Fast shipping We ship all orders within 1-2 days. |
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Returns are easy, Simply contact us and send your item back to get either a full refund or exchange within 30 days! |
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll do everything we can to resolve any issues you may have. |
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Ordering from Oreamnos Oddities is 100% safe and secure Your privacy is our top priority and your personal information is 100% confidential. We value your privacy! All orders are also shipped in a discreet, unmarked generic box. |
Because domestication is a scam and you’ve got dirt under your nails and rage in your heart. These patches say what your soul’s been screaming: STAY FERAL.
Whether you're hexing your ex, howling at the moon, or just trying to make it through a Monday without biting someone, this patch has your back. Literally. Sew it there.
Choose your flavor of chaos:
-
Option 1: 3 x 1" – Tiny but mighty. Like a pissed-off possum.
-
Option 2: 3.5 x 3.5" – For when you want people to read it from across the street.
-
Option 3: 3.5 x 2" – Just enough patch to make grandma nervous.
Product details:
-
Embroidered in black & white, because color is a trap
-
Durable stitching that outlasts your situationships
-
Sew it, iron it, or staple it to your skin (don’t actually do that)
-
Survives ritual fires, forest witchcraft, and awkward small talk
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Fast shipping We ship all orders within 1-2 days. |
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|
Returns are easy, Simply contact us and send your item back to get either a full refund or exchange within 30 days! |
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll do everything we can to resolve any issues you may have. |
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Ordering from Oreamnos Oddities is 100% safe and secure Your privacy is our top priority and your personal information is 100% confidential. We value your privacy! All orders are also shipped in a discreet, unmarked generic box. |
