Tired of blending in with the Christians at Costco? Slap this bad boy on your ride and let the world know you ditched Jesus for Odin, sacrificed your last relationship to Loki, and you're not afraid to hex a tailgater.
This sticker says, “Yes, officer, I am on my way to a ritual,” and no, I won’t be explaining the bones in the backseat.
Details:
11.5 x 3" of ancient pagan sarcasm
White vinyl, high-gloss finish (shiny like your ancestors' bloodlust)
Weatherproof, because the gods don’t care about rain
Easy peel-and-stick—unlike your last spiritual awakening
Apply with intention. Honk with power. Summon chaos.
