Because let’s face it, Jesus never brought you coffee in bed, complimented your weird altar setup, or hexed your ex with you under a full moon.
This card is for the kind of love that makes you say, “Wow, I’d totally commit minor heresy for you.” Perfect for that special someone who’s just as into dark humor and mutual damnation as you are.
Card Details:
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Size: 5x7 inches — big enough to hold all your ungodly feelings
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Blank inside — so you can write something sweet, spicy, or mildly cursed
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Includes a white envelope for that "clean girl" aesthetic
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Professionally printed on matte cardstock, not on the back of a Bible page (we checked)
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Made in the USA by actual pagans, not suburban church ladies
Best For:
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Lovers who’d get struck by lightning in a cathedral
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Pagan partners who won’t judge your crystal hoarding
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That one person who said “I love you” during a séance
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People who know full well they’re going to Hel together, hand in hand
HANDMADE WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DIVINE APPROVAL
