Let me merge or i'll invoke the old gods bumper sticker

A polite warning… with ancient consequences. Whether you're changing lanes or summoning something from the void, this sticker makes your intentions clear.

Product Details:

• Material: White vinyl with a high-gloss finish

• Weatherproof & permanent – made to endure the elements and petty traffic offenses

• Size: 11.5" x 3"

• Application:

  • Clean the surface thoroughly (Windex or rubbing alcohol recommended)

  • Apply firmly

  • Slowly peel away the transfer film

Perfect for:

• • Drivers whose blinker is sacred

  • Vehicles powered by caffeine and the chaos of Loki

  • Anyone who’s nearly been sideswiped and thought, “I will call something older than time.”