honk if you worship the old gods - bumper sticker
4 Great reasons to buy from us:
Tired of blending in with the Christians at Costco? Slap this bad boy on your ride and let the world know you ditched Jesus for Odin, sacrificed your last relationship to Loki, and you're not afraid to hex a tailgater.
This sticker says, “Yes, officer, I am on my way to a ritual,” and no, I won’t be explaining the bones in the backseat.
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11.5 x 3" of ancient pagan sarcasm
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White vinyl, high-gloss finish (shiny like your ancestors' bloodlust)
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Weatherproof, because the gods don’t care about rain
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Easy peel-and-stick—unlike your last spiritual awakening
Apply with intention. Honk with power. Summon chaos.
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Fast shipping We ship all orders within 1-2 days. |
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Returns are easy, Simply contact us and send your item back to get either a full refund or exchange within 30 days! |
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll do everything we can to resolve any issues you may have. |
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Ordering from Oreamnos Oddities is 100% safe and secure Your privacy is our top priority and your personal information is 100% confidential. We value your privacy! All orders are also shipped in a discreet, unmarked generic box. |
Tired of blending in with the Christians at Costco? Slap this bad boy on your ride and let the world know you ditched Jesus for Odin, sacrificed your last relationship to Loki, and you're not afraid to hex a tailgater.
This sticker says, “Yes, officer, I am on my way to a ritual,” and no, I won’t be explaining the bones in the backseat.
Details:
-
11.5 x 3" of ancient pagan sarcasm
-
White vinyl, high-gloss finish (shiny like your ancestors' bloodlust)
-
Weatherproof, because the gods don’t care about rain
-
Easy peel-and-stick—unlike your last spiritual awakening
Apply with intention. Honk with power. Summon chaos.
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Fast shipping We ship all orders within 1-2 days. |
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Returns are easy, Simply contact us and send your item back to get either a full refund or exchange within 30 days! |
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We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll do everything we can to resolve any issues you may have. |
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Ordering from Oreamnos Oddities is 100% safe and secure Your privacy is our top priority and your personal information is 100% confidential. We value your privacy! All orders are also shipped in a discreet, unmarked generic box. |
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The sticker is awesome quality and the shipping was very fast!!!
My favorite bumper sticker! Thank you!
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